Aaron looks like he was using the dildo in his head shot. It seems big.

Fuck outta here with your homer owner pick.

Fucking moron.

Sadly it’s a bar our current president couldn’t have jumped over; not just because he’s a fat lazy sack of shit that believes that physical activity drains your “life force” but also because he’s racist.

[citation needed]

Nothing screams “LET’S GET RID OF HUMAN REFEREES” like a wristband dedicated to not doing your job well.

Fuck these guys. Bring on the robots.

when exactly did max kellerman become what jon stewart thinks he looks like?

The confederacy is treason, responsible for the most destructive war in American history. We got off relatively easy in the World Wars. The confederacy is emblematic of the enslavement and oppression of millions of human beings over hundreds of years. This is not open for debate and negotiation is not possible. No…

It’s just hard to find an experienced, talented qb who has won big games in the NFL. I mean, you’re acting like there’s a better option just sitting at home.

That man is only 25 years old.

You know, when this story first popped up, I was really amused by it, but now the Cardinals’ ability to fuck it up and make it shitty has necessitated an entire Deadspin beat. I have a creeping sense of dread that this is going to end up awful, just like everything else I root for in sports.

And yet just days ago, the cat was attacking another member of the organization for doing his job.

I don’t know when this freckle on my elbow became kind of flaky and weird, but now that I do know, I probably should get it looked at. Just because I didn’t notice it earlier doesn’t mean it still isn’t a problem to be dealt with.

Yeah, I don’t think a 50 year old Binghamton bar owner perpetually acting 22 is the person whose advice I’d take. Especially when he thinks calling the reigning Finals MVP a bitch is some sort of badge of honor.

How does this not get somebody’s approved commenting status revoked?

Dem Durant will go to Sanctuary City Golden State for champion win but won’t visit WH bc of biased media. Sad!

Well you’re in luck...

Ironically, Breitbart is blocked at my work because it isn’t on our whitelist.

It’s not like Brian Kelly has ever faced consequences for leaving somebody out there twisting in the wind.