The waiter at Olive Garden to refill his basket of endless breadsticks.

No, that’d be stupid. The kid spends his Sundays at a bar.

he can’t read yet

The blur looks like a dong.

Just a reminder that he does have a normal face IRL.

Sugar skulls aren’t appropriation. Seriously. Chill. I’m Latin American, we don’t care who dresses up as a Catrina or Frida Kahlo or any other Mexicana type costume. You wouldn’t be offended if someone from, say, China, dressed up as a jack o’ lantern, would you? Exactly.

Are you talking about this? http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2016/10/james-okeefe-scott-foval-new-47-percent-story-false

Saw Title.

You know, I went and looked it up!

There is a lot of controversy about this in the US at the moment. Huge numbers of poor people end up sitting in jail for months on very minor charges because they can’t raise the cash to get out. Just another way we keep poor people down in this country. It’s shameful.

“Let’s target 6-year-olds to 16-year-olds...”

“We interrupt this episode of SpongeBob SquarePants to bring you UConn vs UCF: The ConFLiCT.”

I believe so much in “America” that I cry foul when you don’t stand for our national anthem, yet I will threaten to overthrow the government if the election doesn’t go my way.

Yeah, but you know the sentiment was likely: “Aww look at the poor Indians superfan!”

It’s a urinal. You don’t sit on a urinal.

Both fans in attendance during the anthem were confused.

“If you think I won’t say anything about soccer star Megan Rapinoe because she’s white, think again, because someone put a camera in my face and told me my opinions matter and I feature prominently in his neo-con masturbation fantasies.”

It's pretty much just good etiquette to reciprocate; they shouldn't have to ask you point-blank to take your turn. Get your head down there and get to work. If you're worried about technique, a simple "tell me what you like" goes a long way.