Has Tebow fucked?

In this article his “correct” name is listed once as “Stephen” and twice as “Stephan.” Which is it, Tom?!?!?

Other than my grandmother and Eric Andre, who the fuck still uses the word “mulatto”?

Draymond comes from my hometown of Saginaw. Before the water crisis in nearby Flint it was universally regarded as the shittiest place in Michigan. I’m not excusing his douchebaggery (also he’s a Spartan so fuck him), but I also understand how anyone from such a bleak, joyless environment could go a bit crazy after…

Not quite sure what the Koreans have to do with this.

Bury My Heart at Wounded Pinkie

I don’t get it.

Counterpoint: Toronto is an okay city.

*say

Fuck everything about this atrocity of an organization, and I saw that as a lifelong Lions fan. At this point let’s just give Baltimore a second team.

You must be a blast at parties.

Holy shit.

From now on I’ll do it only to spite you.

Hey man, it’s not my fault the store asks me to scan my own groceries. They anticipated this trade-off when they implemented this system. I’m sorry if my cost-cutting measures upset you.

I’ve lived in 3 states and 5 cities during that time span. Also I’m not sure it’s technically illegal; I’m not actually stealing anything. Maybe I just pushed the wrong button. There used to be a person to scan my items, but now I’m expected to do it myself. Not my fault I suck at it. In summation, I’m not overly…

I love self-checkout. I always rip the bar codes off my produce and enter the items in as something much cheaper (e.g. green peppers or cabbage) prior to weighing them. This has saved me probably hundreds of dollars since self-checkout became the norm. There’s usually a solitary worker there to help out the old…

THIS 100%

So groping a woman without her permission doesn’t equate to sexual assault in your mind?

This is quality Kinja.