There’s not a single profession that’s as sensitive and averse to scrutiny as police officers. Fucking babies.

The Wings have three players on Team Europe, so they’re the team I’m rooting for. I’d pull for North America if their jerseys were designed by adults. Also fuck Tortorella.

I don’t think the anthem is offended.

They call him “Big Game James” because of the performances opposing hitters are having against him.

Yeesh.

Yep, that’s the joke.

Phenomenal reporting, Diana. The NFL is utterly indefensible. “No More” is such a fucking joke.

This take is fogging up my monitor.

He did. And it’s exactly what you expect.

Study Links Drinking While Pregnant To Being At Kid Rock Concert

I miss when the Onion used to be satirical.

That’s all it takes, huh?

As a Michigander (I hate that word) I concur. Fuck that Nugent-humping, Zevon-plagiarizing heyseed.

This is Kinja of the finest quality.

As a Lions fan I’m subjected to Marv’s dipshit son by Fox on a seemingly weekly basis (not like we deserve better). The apple fell pretty far from the tree there.

Kevin Harlan is fucking awesome.

I dunno, they replaced Harbaugh with a Chili’s day shift manager (as a U-M fan fucking thank you), so I wouldn’t put anything past them at this point. But yeah, that would have been approaching Schefter-level tone deafness.

Please tell me that’s a generic #49 Niners jersey and not actually a Bruce Miller one. Because holy shit.

No, that was a different post.

I really just had to click that link, didn’t I?

Swing and a miss.