+1 you fucking bastard.

His defense to what?

Yes. Verbatim.

Dude had the slowest home run trot of all time. Of course he’s enough of an asshole to do this.

A fucking legend would be nice, Gawker.

http://deadspin.com/ashley-wagners…

reverse image search is your friend

If it’s any consolation, that was a shitty joke.

Why, separate knob?!

How about Aiden Glenn (Ser Friendzone himself) narrating GRRM’s AOIAF prequel novellas The Rogue Prince and The Princess and the Queen?

RLM is the best.

Danny Kennell is Ambien in human form. He makes Joe Flacco seem like Joe Namath in comparison.

Are you even human?

I think his Family Guy avatar answers that question with a resounding “yes.”

Swiiiiiiing and a miss.

So you’re saying Clemson found their guy?

Soybean Wind

Sorry to be that guy, but Chara is a Slovak. If it’s any consolation that was a shitty joke anyway.