well he used phrases like "impinge on my privacy rights" and displayed a basic lack of what the word "public" means, but what do i know? ri: jizzmouse.

It's not illegal to take pictures of people in public and post them online, shitbird.

How is this racist?

i see this all the time in michigan, especially with rw blackbirds. it's almost always 2 vs. 1, as you mentioned.

*It's

rock on, gramps.

i'm missing the part where security did anything wrong.

On third base umpire Paul Neuert patting him in the face during the incident: "That's my buddy," Hunter said. "I've been knowing him too long. He was just trying to, 'Come on, T, come on, T.' He said, 'You're way better than that,' and he's right. I apologize to the fans for my reaction. Sometimes you just have a…

note the sheer terror in the ump's eyes

deadspin readers vs. satire

hopefully he uses his infant daughter's stupid twitter account as a loophole

deadspin: where all of your rhetorical questions are answered!

That's disgusting. What made him think he could do this in such a public setting and get away with it?

thank you kind sir.

Well... has he?

fun fact: lucic was fined $5k for this, 5x less than what quenneville was fined for briefly tugging on his own balls.

lo and behold, FUCKING FIVE TIMES LESS

yeah it's almost as though they're commenting on an article about milan lucic and not corey perry.

i don't think anyone is throwing around the big/bad superlatives right now. words like "gutless" and "cowardly," however...

well he DID beat his girlfriend and DOES frequently spear opposing players in the ballsack so idk man.