"Set a kinder, gentler alarm"

FAUX NEWS HEADLINE: First lady from the South of Chicago shatters innocent white boy's dream.

I think Rob meant 'the greatest romance story...', as in book. It was a fucked up romance but literally, it is superb.

Can someone explain to me what's the deal with Robotech/Macross and why people get upset about that? I don't like this kind of anime but as a little girl in the late 80s, I loved Robotech.

Thank you. I'll try to memorize all of this for the next time someone asks me 'why do you celebrate xmas if you're an atheist'.

You're not a hypocrite. Most of the Xmas traditions were taken from pagan rituals and other religions.

You said you "had OCD", does that mean you don't have it anymore? I'm curious because I thought OCD could be treated but not cured.

"Can anyone explain the appeal of HIMYM to me? I love Neil Patrick Harris as much as the next person with loins and a heart, and Alyson Hannigan's adorable mouth is a national treasure, but I've tried to watch it and I just stare dead-eyed at the TV for 22 minutes, waiting to laugh. Or even chuckle. Even a smile would…

The only real excuse to getting rid of a pet is if someone's life is at danger. And even then, you move heaven and earth to find it a nice place to live. People like that are just horrible, I'm glad it's an ex-friend of yours now.

Thanks. I'm in the Southern Hemisphere so room temperature is pretty much warm.

Actually sun-worshipping is less absurd than any "deity" religion.

Don't people lock their phones! I don't cheat but, in case it's stolen, my phone is automatically locked every time the screen goes off. You need two PINs to unlock it.

That's what I was thinking. Iowan politician aren't better than Swazilander politicians.

I took a bottle of a nice Merlot to my aunt's home last week. I put it in the fridge (unopened) but forgot to take it out and I doubt she took it out herself. Do you think the wine is ruined by now.

I have nothing against transsexual people. I do have issues with a 16 year old using so much make-up, she looks like one. You sound like one of those people that after hearing someone insulting a black or a gay person, simplistically assume they're racist or homophobic.

She looks less tranny than usual.

#corrections

I bet he gave a lot of soap. (politically incorrect joke)

All of those countries are near the Equator. I guess skin cancer makes people happy.

My childhood crush was Izzy Stradlin. He was so cool and hot and bad!