That was perfect! I had an asshole boyfriend who really thought that, that white men had it worse than women and minorities. Those people do exist.

Welcome!

And that solves the mystery on why some women prefer to have sex with the lights turned off. It had a physics-based explanation all along.

I'm with you on this.

Indeed.

That's all I think about when I see him or Claire Danes.

Not if the elevator is possessed and found a way to make you unconscious before cutting you in half like toothpaste.

Word.

Yeah, I have a fake Twitter account.

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I thought so too but that's not the reason. They add that option to get your information (so they can use it and/or sell it) AND you don't have to sign in later. Since you will likely be logged in to Twitter/Facebook, you can just click the button and you're in without having to enter a username/password.

But calling someone has its own connotation. Nobody calls these days, unless it's necessary.

I know nothing about EP. Care to explain?

Those of us without cars, can't always carry them. I do most of my grocery shopping on my way back home when I'm not carrying one.

Not funny. Anyway, every time I look at him I think of the other guy he reminds me of. The thing is, I don't know if there is an 'other guy'. Maybe I was looking at the 'other guy' and he reminded me of this guy. Maybe he just has one of those faces.

I don't know if it's a coincidence but I know a few people that use K as their regular drug of choice and they all happen to be fucked up. They just aren't aware of that. I mean, they're functional and seem happy but they're total losers who think they're better than everyone else.

Cats do that to me too. Human babies fix me right back to normal.

Even though a vast number of people would be for banning slavery, I'm not too sure if the same number would support equal rights for black people. I'm sure they wouldn't for hispanics.

Two of my exes used to wear their disintegrating underwear as pijamas. It looked horrible. Men are disgusting.

That's my secret reason why I mostly wear dresses and skirts, the damn camel toe. I don't care if it's anti-feminist, I hate that thing.