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It's ridiculous. Who am I kidding? I'd probably pay an extra dollar for the organic, vegan version.

When I was a kid, we had a family hamster who was constantly trying to escape her tiny cage. One day she managed to escape and fell down 8 stories. She survived a few more hours (probably in a lot of pain). I still feel guilty about it. That's one of the reasons I became an animal rights advocate. Some animals are

I wonder if this has anything to do with chain emails that stupid old ladies (new to the interwebs) send to everyone they know, completely ignoring the Bcc button. I've noticed that some friends use the Find Friends feature (I forget how it's called), so if an idiot acquaintance has shared your email with someone else

If all religious people though like you do, there wouldn't be militant atheists like myself. We'd still be atheists though, but we wouldn't be so confrontational.

What is 39.99 for a fanboy buying a piece of shit apple product (shitty headphones, shitty adapters, shitty cables)?

The word 'parents' doesn't exist in many languages. It's "fathers" applied to both parents.

"Not everyone is sexually compatible, so figure that shit out before you walk down the aisle." That is true. I was once with a guy for more than a year and he never made me come. Not even once. And it's not like he didn't try; and it wasn't not like I wasn't very specific.

I couldn't finish the first episode, I find that something's off. The show would be better, though, if the clothes were crumpled.

No, it's not perspective. You people need to see more boobies.

Nope that doesn't count. Why? Because.

I. CAN'T. EVEN.

I'm Hispanic, mixed race but on the lighter side. And I'm also told that I'm too pale and I should go to the beach. People are never happy.

And clocks and watches too. Who needs them, just know the time!

Cute puppy but too slow. My kitty doesn't wait for me to pet her, she waits until my hand is at her reach and pets it with her head.

I giggled like a 14-year-old the whole time.

I have a Captivate with ICS and sleep of death too. Which JB ROM do you use?

It doesn't take much to be better than Chris Brown. Breathing is one of the requirements. Not killing millions of people is the second one. And the last one is not being the piece of shit above you that's implying that some beat up women have it coming.

It's one of the biggest brain fucks I've had in my life. In the South, the people that listen to these buffoons are actually sweet and nice, and definitely more polite than most liberals. The great Steven Weinberg put it brilliantly:

Fuck you! Some women are naturally skinny and very healthy and beautiful. So fuck you.

That is the worse name ever O_o