I expect Apple to do something douchy about this.

I don't get how would the future people know that the future looper is still alive.

+1 And still fanboys get offended.

Worst prank ever.

I mean the text-to-speech.

Yeah! Now I can't unsee it.

This is why I don't understand very religious women. The three major religions crush women from the start. So if you decide to be ultra-orthodox or fundamentalist on a religion that considers you as a child or an animal, then don't be surprise when people also treat you as such.

"There also doesn't seem to be a new headphone jack on the new Kindle, if you ever used one."

You're probably not the target audience. Twitter and Tumblr have spoken and they love Mohawk guy.

I do that.

Oh Benny, Benny, Benny, you are so pretty and talented but verbal diarrhea is not cute.

I don't buy organic food for its nutritional value, I buy it because it has less crap in it. I think most people at the farmer's market would say the same thing.

WIN. Most fanboys don't get that Apple patent practices prevent innovations in the long run.

How come the victims didn't get compensation?

Tracie, where did you get that case? I need it. BTW, AJ's 'please kill me' face is hilarious.

For me it's mostly Google Music, podcasts and my Kindle.

I also read and walk so, granted, I use the text-to-speech recognition of my Kindle almost every time.

Your mom sounds awesome!

That chemical peeling that my friend wants me to get with her suddenly started to sound very alluring.

WTF?