Julian Edelman’s Tinder account is going to be blowing up this week and he’s going to be too busy learning the playbook. smdh

Hahaha!!!

“Build up, not out”

Imagine knowing that there were children being enslaved out there and being like, “You know what, I shouldn’t talk about this to all these reporters, it might distract them from their rightful focus on Matt Hasselbeck.”

JKT totally telegraphed this, but I’m no less thrilled to see it. This is dope. If this post isn’t deleted, then I’d say Univision’s execs had a fair point, as of course did GM editors, and just maybe this is a sign things will work out right.

With a Company-Wide Email, a Question: To Reply?

For some reason I still think of this ad whenever the Chiefs come up

It will, of course, play havoc with setting your lineup for your fantasy football team. But: no one cares about your fantasy football team.

OH SNAP

I’m no doctor but that reaction is based on the brain’s response to suffering a traumatic injury and the resulting shock of realizing you have to have surgery in Brazil.

Nope, no way to make birds racist.

It’s good he didn’t return to quaffing Brain & Nerve Tonic or that hat would never have fit.

It's no wonder he was overwhelmed. That was easily the largest group of Hawks fans he’s ever been in front of.

Well, it would be actually kind of refreshing to find out a Warriors player knew how to grab something by the throat.

“It must really suck to be friends with Gilbert Arenas.”

The Postmortal is a fucking great book as well.

He’s already demanded a trade to the Pirates.

This is a dumb thing that Deadspin has tried to make into a running gag, and it’s just not working because they’ve taken the exactly incorrect stance. It would be like trying to do a pro-Cardinals or pro-Cincinnati chili gag.

I don’t know. A lot of this reads like what got written in places like LA and Toronto about Moneyball after DePodesta and Ricciardi got fired. The strategy is a bad one because it failed and so on.

Well, it's FIFA. Maybe the corruption is there for realism.