She's a little smokeshow. Don't blame him one bit. Take her home to mom Kyle.

Yeah, someone else on another board I read noted this during the game:

A few things jump out at me here. Yes, attendance generally has to do with the product on the field, first and foremost. With a winning team you can lure in people to part from their money, mainly because wealthy alums and corporate sponsors are more than happy to pony up for a desirable product. That's why you see…

Yeah, shoulda been intentional walk with 1 out and a man on 2nd.

Star rating is the dumbest metric ever for any comparison like this. It's based on random hype and play of kids who are 15-16-17 years old. Star ratings will jump when players commit or get offers from bigger schools, even if nothing else about them has changed.

I'm glad Hester pulled off a rushing TD, and I'm curious if he can do the same against an NFL team later this season.

Didn't. Learn. Anything.

So now you've sued the only business that needs punters and slammed the only media that follows punters. You're a real fucking genius.

If you're a guy who gets hurt easily, you need to find another activity where there's not contact involved."

And - which team won the World Series there?

His annual report will read all of five words, "The stock is doing good."

When the guy in blue complained that he was hurt, his trainer coldly responded "Crimea river!"

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I think peaches would have won if Burke hadn't given them a 2.

Where the fuck does this guy live if he's watching an Oregon night game in broad daylight.

Someone is going to have to die before these guys start using the protective cap Alex Torres has been wearing for most of the season.

UCSB Gauchos.

Spurs Player: Oh. My. God. Becky, look at his butt. It is so big.

When asked about his opinion on Hamas, Emmitt Smith replied that it's too garlicky.