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Patiently awaiting video of Richard Sherman with the Al Jazeera on-field reporter 30 seconds before the interview with the Fox Deportes on-field reporter.

How often do you say that Tom Brady is well-spoken or that Howie Long is articulate?

Yeah, what loser country would allow a terrorist to detonate a bomb at the Olympics? That would never happen in the USA. EVER! AMERICUHFUCKYEAH!!!

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Am I the only one who thinks he's basically a pair of sunglasses away from being Poochie the dog?

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Maybe it's because I'm not white enough, but I don't see what was so unusual about Jameis' post-game interview.

Sorry, but the title of "America's most overrated city" will always belong to New York. Yes, it's a great city — but no city could possibly live up to the hype.

Also thanks to Gentle Reader GAWKER for asking whither "Holy Shit?" Thanks, you are The Shit!

Tiny Tim needs to get the fuck over it already.

You don't like this movie I haven't seen yet as much as I hope to like it! You're a bad reviewer!

I refuse to acknowledge any other Duck Dynasty.

I hope all that training pays off. Think about it. The kid gets fast, strong, and big. Then he knocks the living daylights out of that sorry excuse for a father.

Was there a different title up there before? Because "Why I believe Jameis Winston's Accuser" doesn't seem out of bounds to me. Newspapers often publish editorials where the title is an opinion, and it's understood the opinion belongs to the author, not the paper as a whole. Since every Gawker site is designed to be

This Dude Just Won $100,000 Throwing Like a Football Like a Guy Who Figured Out a Way to Win $100,000

For $100k I am throwing it however the fuck gets me that money.

Why do adults brag about the accomplishments of other people? Congratulations on "your" big win.

The "massacre" isn't the fault of women's sports. The massacre is due to the greed of football requiring 85 scholarships all for men. That's why baseball, etc, have suffered. If more schools would give up on football, they could fill their boots with wrestling, men's soccer, baseball, etc.

It's unjust to offer more

Contrary to popular opinion, the National Championship Game (much like the Super Bowl, World Series, etc.) is not always played by the two 'best' teams in the country. Instead they are played by the two most 'deserving' teams based on the results from that season. Alabama might in fact be the 'best' team in the