Joshua Foer is the first dude I thought of. Journalist covered a memory competition, started studying techniques, entered a big competition, won it, and wrote the book.

Just so it doesn’t become free agency in college football. That’s the thing I would worry about.

And how much they have to pay him. I believe he’s instantly one of the top three highest-paid RBs right now, whereas Mayfield won’t be among the top 10 highest-paid QBs.

You know you made a mistake. A big one. Now you must live with your mistake.

Important event, yes, but she wasn’t the first. The Rockies actually had Gayle Gardner do TV play by play in 1993.

Mel Gibson? We may disagree with the message of his art, but at least The Passion of the Christ had real production value.

Obligatory.

This touches on a key point that HamNo (to my recollection) has never addressed, probably because he’s unfamiliar with the Bay Area generally and likely senses the political boundaries are laid out similarly to, say, New York City and its surrounding municipalities. For those who don’t know, they’re not. San Francisco…

Get these guys some goddamn headsets. Killing me that they have to hold their mics.

5) Ditch the draft. All amateurs are free agents.

Like this?

The level of detail here is stunning. +1 unopened letter.

Short answer: Probably not for an exceptionally long time, if ever. It’s like asking when printed books will die. Yes, there’s a theoretically more convenient and flexible and data-rich version that seems to offer a lot more to consumers and publishers, but it’s also a resilient, hardy, and simple medium with…

Hm. Give him one he’s probably heard before, like “Gold Digger”.

Gordon Bombay is a monster. Dude gives special treatment to the player whose mom he wants to fuck, and in D2, fails to show up to a Goodwill Games matchup. I forget why, but I wouldn’t be surprised if it was because he was off chasing Icelandic tail.

It’s a shame that’s not Thome’s Twitter handle.

They’re yellow. The U.S. Open chose its court color based on the balls being yellow.

Am I crazy to think that D’Antoni’s look wouldn’t be so weird if the t-shirts were v-neck?

We can’t analyze this and have someone who understands what’s happening explain it without seeing the FULL setup. Like, I wouldn’t put it past this guy to have planted/incepted the idea of Seton Hall 80-73 throughout his appearance in order to culminate in this moment.

“Butler Beats Auburn”