what the FUCK?!?!

hmmm. I thought we had ruled Vin out?

Those “tasty” videos are the fucking worst. “OH look! I scooped the innards out of a loaf of italian bread and crammed an entire block of velveeta in into it, dumped canned chili on it, and heated it so it looked like a can of Rico had the hot shits all over the place. It’s dip now! TASTY!” NO FUCK YOU THAT IS NOT…

THE S’MORES’ SAVING GRACE IS THE MELTY CHOCOLATE. WITHOUT MELTY CHOCOLATE IT’S JUST A GUMMY CRUSTY SNACK THAT WILL INEVITABLY HURT YOUR FRONT TEETH WHEN YOU BITE DOWN ON IT WRONG

i saw one of those stupid fucking tasty facebook videos where they made their own “tie dye” s’mores. they basically made the marshmallows with food coloring so they ok sorta maybe looked tie dyed.

No snark, Hannah Storm handles these unfortunate and unenviable reports with aplomb, striking just the right balance of professionalism and humanism.

What can you tell us about that “countryside management” major?

I was watching her yesterday and she just seemed not at her best, almost looked somewhat sick. And she barely won the first set, only appearing dominant in brief spurts.

who is a U.S. citizen but plays for Puerto Rico

Serena’s loss was painful in my house as my husband and I both are big fans. But there is an American lady left (not counting Monica Puig, who is a U.S. citizen but plays for Puerto Rico) in the singles who has a decent shot at getting a medal: Madison Keys. She is coming into her own this year and I hope she can go…

I hadn’t watched this yet!

I saw a post from someone who stayed in my small, shit ass town. It was a photo of a stupid hand gesture they’ve been doing since high school that happened to show off their left hands and it was “We love each other so much blah blah blah blah blah AND NOW WE’RE ALL MAAAAAAARIIIIIEEEEEEEDDDDD WITH WEDDING RINGS YALL!”

Every time I start to hate my job, I remember how depressed I was when I was unemployed for months. Not sure if this is a healthy attitude, but it at least it gets me through the day without a xanex.

I’ve gotten them but that’s because I’m a fancybritches who’s gotten not one, but two relocation packages in my life. FANCY.

Congrats to her!! I got my job offer a year ago and I’ve never been happier! Well, okay, I’m also dying from stress and always tired, but I felt that way when I was unemployed too! At least I have a steady paycheck out of it!

I don’t think I have ever received an official letter with a job offer. I usually get a call that says we’re happy to offer you the job at X $$$ and that’s it.

This is truly delightful. I love the amount of effort she put into everything (the coffee mug, for example).

It’s very small. You have to be very familiar with the Chinese flag to understand that.

Du Li noted.