Girl has very likely got all she could conceivably get out of the deal she struck with Brown and has been now given a chance to make a clean break. She was a nobody and now her name is known all over the world. There is nothing more to be had out of this thing.

Jon Kortajarena is gay?

I wanna be the meat in that sandwich!

Husband: Um, can I tell people that our love burned too bright and too quickly? Kind of a Candle in the Wind deal?

If science could ever figure out a way for two men to have a baby, god help us all with those punims. Too handsome.

The drought has hit the fuckage crop pretty hard too..

NO. FIGHT ME.

Dan Stevens, the most important person on Downton Abbey (based only on his attractiveness) has been cast as The Beast in Beauty and the Beast. Please squee yourself silly and carry on.

Is it wrong of me to want to get between that?

No little fruit shaming please. Little fruits also give fucks.

He is. Apparently his boyfriend is Spanish actor Jon Kortajarena.

He is?

That was so poetic.

Thank you. People getting that wrong is a pet peeve of mine.

If you could give less than a fuck, that means you still have some fuck to give. I gaze upon the fields where you grow your fucks and find that the crop has been bad, but it has borne a little fruit.

Jennifer Lopez is stunning in these "un-retouched" photos. Having seen her up close, bare faced, in bright Los Angeles daylight, I can attest that her skin is amazing.

I'm all for an unretouched-photos movement. I'm tired of looking at magazine pictures and seeing faces so poreless that they look like colored glossy paper cutouts, and not because the photos are actually printed on glossy paper.

Cosigned with my own blood.

This Bobbi Kristina news, true or not, made me especially glad that I just updated my durable power of attorney and living will today, and that all of my family know and respect my wishes. These people are the absolute worst.