You should also grill your grocery store coffee cakes, especially when camping and in need of breakfast.

The ideal grilled donut is a glazed donut on a plate with a scoop of vanilla ice cream in the hole. At the University (of Virginia) it was known as a Grill’s With and, in addition to being a dessert and a breakfast, you can add it to the list of hangover preventatives and cures.

Listen, if I want to put a powdered jelly donut on the grill you can’t stop me. I might regret it, but you can’t stop me.

“Is that your....”

“LAWYER”
Lawyer should be the only words you EVER say to a cop. Ever. Never talk to them. LAWYER. That’s it. Even talking to them, and then stopping at some point can be used as an admission of guilt these days. (Salinas v. Texas)

, Cheap Drugs and Printer Ink is exactly what I’d name a Blur tribute band

MP3s do not work “terribly”. To almost everybody, they sound perfectly fine at 192kbps and above. They serve the same purpose as JPEGs do for images.

AAC may be the “defacto” standard on Apple devices but most definitely, not the rest of the computing world!

This story is stupid. MP3s work just as well as they did a month ago, and they will continue to be just fine for the near future. The only thing that has changed in the past month is that the patents expired, so you no longer need to purchase a license to use it. It’s only became “obsolete” in the sense that the…

Seatguru can help. It has the outlet locations for most aircraft at the major airlines.

The toothpick instructions are coming soon!

Sometimes these are on the latch for the tray table.

Ok, here is my pitch: An entire series of articles like this called “Look! A Hook!” But seriously I’m going to look for this next time I fly

My point — poorly made — is that life is about tradeoffs.

You also have the right not to buy a plane ticket.

Because who doesn’t love when a giant hunk of ice smashes your lip into your teeth, or doinks your teeth!? =).

“Such a waste of time compared to hooking a thumb over the waistband and pulling down.”

“Such a waste of time compared to hooking a thumb over the waistband and pulling down.”

Y’all act like a Y-front is some sort of unfathomable mystery of topology requiring a winkie to be delicately manipulated through some sort of irreal multidimensional space. Here’s some news: it’s not. In fact it’s just a couple overlapping pieces of cloth and if you move one side this way and the other that way, your…

Y’all act like a Y-front is some sort of unfathomable mystery of topology requiring a winkie to be delicately…

I don’t know what you others are talking about. I’m 30 and always used the flap. Couple times I’ve gotten surprised by no flap and it pisses me off. 10x quicker coming through the flap.

I don’t know what you others are talking about. I’m 30 and always used the flap. Couple times I’ve gotten surprised…

Wait, seriously? Do you not use your phone while peeing? Because all of my non-flap undies restrict my flow, if I don’t have adequate downward pressure applied. With a flap, it’s all just simple zip and flop. That sucker can just hang free.

Wait, seriously? Do you not use your phone while peeing? Because all of my non-flap undies restrict my flow, if I…

If you know you're going to make coffee for the purposes of iced coffee... double up the amount of coffee you use when you brew with the same amount of water. It makes a world of a difference. Or, make the coffee at regular strength, pour it into a large glass carafe and stick it in the fridge asap to begin cooling.…