“New” 1990s Acura RSX? But leave it to Acura, they’d probably delay something they already made years ago.

Excuse me Doug, but there’s a major error in this article. “Cocaine user” is a market that has been cornered solely by Lamborghini since the 1970s. I expected more research and facts from an author of your status.

No, I’m just kidding. What would really happen is, the Democrats would immediately complain that such a policy would unjustly punish poor people, because they’re the ones driving around in older cars that won’t comply with the new rules. And Republicans would immediately complain that such a policy unjustly punishes…

Ah, yes. This is the story of how I totaled my first car. Not my car, thankfully. But my dads several month old car when I was a freshman in college. T-boned (actually y-boned, considering the intersection) by some young driver in her dads AWD Dodge Ram, maybe a whole 10 feet away from my driveway.

Double park it at Whole Foods, Trader Joes or some other store where the more liberal of us do our shopping.

California might as well be its own country. It doesn’t seem to follow much of the rest of US culture. It’s a European liberal paradise.

But Doug, who actually buys SUVs to tackle all terrains?

My mother specifically bought one of the biggest SUVs she could find so she could drive this way. Cleveland traffic is a bitch in the morning. So she bullies and speeds her way through it.

Wait, what’s that? They sell a five-door minivan? Well then of course it must have an odd number, owing to its practical, family-friendly body style! Wait, it’s called the 2 Series? Well, shit. Who the fuck is running this car company?

Already commented this but I’ll reply to you here.

Pfft. You think that’s stupid? A couple of months ago I took my girlfriend to look at a 2004 Honda Civic, that was priced at $6200 for her first car. Now, I get it. I am 19, she’s 18. But we showed them proof that she had the money in her account. She worked her ass off to get it.

“ This is a slippery slope that will no doubt eventually lead to me sitting on my couch and eating Cheetos in my underwear while I scream at the referees during a televised pre-season football game.”

Wonderfully written, it’s great to see an article on the RX that isn’t about its styling, which I also like. Now, let me comment only on its styling. When it comes to styling, it always seems like it’s going to be a lose-lose situation for the automaker. If they’re conservative and give it smooth and simple lines,…

Slightly unrelated to the article, but it’s people like his friend that remind me of some of the wanna-be country boys that I went to high school with (we live in a medium sized city). They would step out of their (insert make/model of pickup) and look at my Honda Fit, laugh, and ask if it got 100 miles per gallon…

Yes you did.

Didn't you write an article a long time ago about how stupid people look in the Hummer H2?

I call bull on the non-car book not being quite as good. They were both wonderfully entertaining, and it was definitely the saddest moment I've had all year when I finished both of your books. But it did only took me a week or so to get through them both. I just couldn't put them down.

Now Doug, what takes you longer, writing these articles or photoshopping these amazing pictures that go along with them?

For those of you who don't know what the hell I'm talking about, allow me to explain: about two years ago, I purchased a used 2006 Range Rover – a vehicle with roughly the same durability as disposable contact lenses – from nationwide used car retailer CarMax. While I was buying it, I discovered that CarMax offers a…

Unless you can get it with a warranty from CarMax.