This makes me feel even worse, as a Mexican guy whose Spanish sounds like Brad Pitt adding “-o” at the end of every word in “The Mexican”.

Spanish speaking countries are great places for serving missions because you can usually find Jesus

Well, the Royals can say what they want but if Yordano Ventura had stayed at home and watched porn he’d still be alive today. And, possibly, with a better grip on his slider.

“As someone else who has been through it” you have a surprisingly lack of empathy for someone who is clearly not right in the head and in your own estimation needs to “get some fucking help.”

Man that is messed up, and right after he shoots Richie Incognito, I really think we need to take his guns away from him.

Absolutely. However as the article states Cuban’s comments were mostly related to the Mavs.com writer, which is relatively speaking a low-level staffer.

Phil’s commitment to the triangle is unrelenting.

I don’t know who you’re listening to, but the Ticket was going after Cuban pretty hard this morning.

Well I guess that’s what you get for listening to the fan

So wait, did she get gang banged or not? We never found out.

- The doctor to your mother after delivering you.

+1 pussy knocked out (chyeah!) on the couch (chyeah!)

“Definitely Not Murder Someone”

Things Philadelphians didn’t do:

I feel the same way about eggs Benedict. Literally the only reason I’m at brunch is for an eggs benny. If you don’t have one, fuck you and I will never be back. If you have one and it’s a take on eggs benny, I will complain, I will whine, I’ll ask can I please just have a normal one. If you tell me that goat bacon is…

Well, thank goodness he had some solid bona fides or we’d just have to ignore him altogether as a “dudebro”, who was likely just making stuff up.

CTE.

a thing? they’ve been together for 16 and have led a quiet, private life. Maybe more celebs should take note.

You can’t like someone who does bad things? Everyone I know does bad things.

The reason for Skipper’s resignation won’t change what he had done for Le Batard’s career.