A man with questionable but reputed ties to Russia, played political favorites by publicly lambasting one candidate’s supposed nefarious dealings but actually came up with NOTHING, all the while ‘accidentally’ helping elect a man with equally dubious and questionable connections to Russia in both his personal and…

Called it! This is how trump rolls, he will simply pretend he never said it, his base with the attention span of goldfish will forget it, and the opposition won’t have the balls to keep pushing the issue: Result: He’ll get away with it like he always does.

The one thing better than Trump saying, “I don’t stand by anything,” is Spicer saying that it clearly means he stands by what he says.

^^ The spirit of McGauiver lives.

What the hell is going on in that photo?

Towel. Don’t forget Towel.

All those snake bit victims just laid down and died like good little victims. If only there were a anti-venom association...

Side note: I have finally learned how to safely navigate quick sand. My inner 7 year old can finally stop panicking about that.

Not sure what Trump is doing to that Marine in the photo, but if Obama had done that, the GOP would have had a god damned aneurysm about it.

Oh that’s such a good theme for an SNL skit!!Brilliant! 

Shouldn’t Trump feel safer with so many “good guys with guns” there to stop any “bad guys with guns?”

No one is really criticizing the decision here. Of course the event will be safer without guns, you’re right that someone may use it to try to harm the President.

Don’t shit where you eat. Please. Your work spouse is about half as attractive as you think they are once the mystery/secrecy/danger is gone. Everyone is their better, more attractive self in a professional environment. The excruciating awkwardness of showing up for work the next morning and feeling like everyone…

Sounds like the action of a Trump appointee who knows zilch about the office they were appointed to lead (or government in general) didn’t bother to learn what the department does or services in place, assumes it’s all incompetent and doesn’t do anything, and then proceeds to reinvent the wheel with subpar versions of…

GRANT: You trained raptors? That’s amazing! Did you learn to mimic their vocalizations? Because I studied their nasal cavities for years and was finally able to—

I’d say the biggest wet blanket on the possibility of a crossover was Spider-man making a Empire Strikes Back reference in Civil War as that means that Star Wars exists as a fictional franchise in the MCU.

Obviously it’s a play by the head carrot in charge to distract from the fact that he has had no real success in his first 100 days in office, has flip-flopped on many of his campaign promises, and is in real danger of being ousted for colluding with Russia to get elected in the first place.

What’s clearly happened is that our president is wallowing in failure and he really wants a ‘win’, and wars are always an easy way to do that (according to him anyway).

So now our job is to defend Japan and South Korea? Why are they different than Syria and Egypt? Why not defend the whole planet while we are at it?

They didn’t mention this, but the red crystal is also in the shape of a herring.