or this:

Parallel parking is complete. Is there anything else you need assistance with?

“I see you’re attempting to parallel park, I can assist with that!”

They excel at doing what may seem weird, so the outlook may be for naught. Word.

Gawker comments are like church services for white people who want to feel smart. You stand up, you give a pious but small-minded and irrational sermon, and you walk away feeling smart and superior about the 20 minutes of life you just totally pissed away.

Yeah I’m with you man! I’d rather feel smart and superior by bringing down others and letting people know how much better I am in a snarky jaded way.

We’ve taken the information you can see on your phone and put it on a different screen!

So it’s a computer?

No, it’s totally new and different!

So it’s a tablet?

No, it’s nothing like a tablet at all, you can see notifications and alerts on a screen that is smaller than your phone!

Did you focus test this?

I happen to know their midichlorians are not ethically sourced.

Be careful with your headlines: Star Wars fans get nervous around the word “jar”.

Is it Barf approved?

Can it supercharge a Winnebago?

How the podracing scene should have gone.

Came to post this... Jeez, you posted the winning comment ONE MINUTE after the article showed up? Give the rest of us a chance!

This is exactly what I meant. In other words, it being a tablet is the limiting factor not the software itself. One could easily argue that have full Office functionality in office mode is more functional than using Office Mobile.

Yeah. I have a Surface. It doesn’t work well as a tablet, except for internet browsing.

I'm guessing becasue Fenix doesn't have Adnroid Wear, and is $100 less than fenix.

This is exactly what I’m looking for in a smart watch. Too bad I’m in that iOS camp and won’t switch just for a watch.

ok wait, so the flat tire was there so that the moto360 had smaller bezels, and now it’s still there and the bezels are bigger than ever? just put the light sensor between the band and the watch, seriously, we won’t care. something like this: ===【◯===