Sorry, but he doesn’t deserve to get physically attached unless he was either attacking the mane or unlawfully detaining him, the latter of which does happen at dealerships.

I’d rather flip burgers than be a shit car salesmen. At least it’s honest work.

He can choose an honorable job instead

Stupid old man. Everyone knows if you’re going to attack someone unprovoked you gotta go all the way and kill them. Then you just claim you’re standing your ground and walk away a free man. Dead men can’t testify otherwise.

Too much work on you.

Did you let your friends try out your wife’s fun little box?

Between those and their 50 emails asking me to complete a post-service survey (which includes a note telling me I should rate them at 9 or 10) I have definitely wanted to go at them with a blunt object.

Classic!

All the stars for you

Fucking brilliant!

false equivalency. Apple doesn’t make the cars.

But not as many people do it because of the laws. And the laws can take away your license or throw you in jail for repeat offenses, thereby reducing the number of additional incidents and accidents.

THIS!!

Dell makes ergonomic keyboards, and ergonomic keyboards can help prevent carpel tunnel syndrome.

Alternative option for 3.

Patents do not equal fully and properly functioning features. How easy do you think it is to make a phone tell driver from passenger? I’d say pretty fucking impossible using the camera and mic? Massive privacy issue and probably won’t work at all the way people wave their phone around

No they didn’t. They had a patent for a concept. Far from a finished full working feature. They could have found after patenting that it didn’t work in practice for any number of reason. Do you really think they could make something that can reliably tell driver from passenger without the user indicating and not lying?

Exactly. To be honest, how much different is using FaceTime from talking on the phone or someone else in the car? Not very unless he’s holding it in his hand. Even then it’s not a huge difference. Note much different than looking down and fiddling with the radio of AC at just the wrong moment.

Yeah so let’s sue over every particular thing that could distract a driver and contribute to an accident until the only things left in a car are the drivers seat, steering wheel and gas and brake pedals. No radios, passengers, or anything else.

McD’s doesn’t warn me that I shouldn’t eat my Big Mac in the car every time I go through the drive through, so I guess I can sue them if I slam into another car while taking a bit, right?