So today, I was playing the new Overwatch 3v3. I am a fairly high level, so I get paired with people of very high skill, regardless of my own so-so skill. One such person I was paired up against was a Reinhardt with a golden hammer, who was in a group with a friend. After killing me, he teabagged me. I typed in chat…

I once got a message from someone singing me a 1 direction song....

Cutest message ever

He was probably imagining that the big round orange thing was Trump’s stupid face. 

No Dogs Sky confirmed!

I know big money backroom Catherine competitions go down at EVO. This needs to be bigger.

What... what the hell? Leonard Cohen is dead, Trump is in the White House, and now Splash is actually USEFUL?

One of my favorite cars is the R8... this one just made me jizz my pants...why the fuck I’m I not rich!!!

God Hates Flags

Do you have OCD or something

Goddamn they must be terrified that this game isn’t gonna do well.

whoa. Pretty neat. I don’t think I’d spend too much time on it. It’s a cool feature and it’s nice to have the option thought.

I don’t like Hillary, and I had food poisoning yesterday, and had to be drugged and filled with saline to stop the GI violence. And after a nap from the heavily sedating anti-nausea medication, I still dragged my ass - in the same clothes I’d spent all day vomiting in, with unbrushed teeth, and a ball cap and long…

Oh for god’s sake. No one is arguing that non-voters don’t have the LEGAL right to complain. The argument is that they lack the MORAL right (i.e., justification) to complain. Which I suspect you understand perfectly well.

And we have the right to point and laugh at them for complaining when they did nothing to influence the outcome in their favor.

But this diatribe was totally worth his time.