Can’t I just sell Russia my credit card number directly?

You know this technology of “used panties” has been around a long time now? In fact, I believe it predates VR by quite a long way. 

It’s the guy in the header gif playing the Donald Trump training simulator?

Because it’s not “two bad options,” and frankly I have very little patience left for anyone using that nonsense argument. After months of constant Trump meltdowns and revelations of his bigotry and misogyny, anyone seriously acting like he and Clinton are interchangeable is showing a shocking lack of empathy toward…

The reason there are so many jokes on Trump is because he *is* a joke. Intentionally, too! Hilary’s at worst a below-average polititian (seriously, when have polititians been known for their stunning honesty), but Trump has made sure that he focuses on the show and parade aspects. He is deliberately ridiculous in…

Hillary has been more aggressive, and has made numerous mistakes. But she’s actually been involved. Jill Stein never has.

I’m going to build such an amazing Ice Wall, believe me, and I’m gonna make Pharrah pay for it.

Lol, k.

Why? Because she has some ideological views, zero idea on foreign policy and trade, an non-existent immigration platform, and some bizarre takes on science and medicine?

The other possible options with any level of transparency are a joke. Both Jill Stein and Gary Johnson are clowns.

What has Mercy ever done for this country? She’s not even American. Runs around, healing, which I’m told is “support”, I don’t buy it. Can’t even shoot rockets. Sad!

Trump has 0% support play time.

As we all know Pigeons are some of the greatest bombers in the sky.

You know it

But of course the real question is does the pigeon have a romance subplot?

“’You are a disgusting human being,’ he told the reporter as she questioned him about the women’s claims.”

I think talking about mass child murder just distracts us from the real issues, like how Hillary Clinton was the victim of a cheating spouse.

And for my next trick in going to set an orphanage on fire!