“And you can just grab Pandora’s Box anyway. She’ll let you do it if you’re a star.” -- Donald Trump

“I moved on her like a bitch, but I couldn’t get there. And she was married.”

well now I really can’t wait for the next debate.

Listen, there’s a good chance that I’ve said something like that in the past. I’m man enough to admit it

Its pretty funny if you do not take it literally. But yeah this is why the guy should never have run for president.

So, grab them by the Donald Trump during the Vietnam War?

Whoa, slow down bud, trying to take notes here.

Game, blouses.

He promised a college graduate a factory job. Inspiring.

I’m going to bring so many jobs back, you won’t believe it. You’re going to say, “Mr. Trump, please stop bringing all these jobs, we’ve got so many jobs, we can’t handle any more jobs.” I’m going to make Apple and all these other great companies, wonderful companies, make their products right here in America. It’s…

I just don’t get how people could ever vote for this guy. His ‘policies’ (I use the term loosely) are just so ass backwards and stuck in the past. He’s so hung up on factories, and manufacturing, and coal plants, etc. The country is not going back to the way it was 40-50 years ago. Have a fucking plan for the…

I’m giving you a star for the obvious effort you put into that

“My new jobs program will also be my plan for solving the problem of student debt! When I’m president, every college student can choose the regular student loans, which are for losers, or they can go to my new program - they can sign up with a company, maybe Trump Tower, which is a great place, we have the best…

If iPhones were made in the United States, they’d cost like $5,000.00 each (maybe more)... Why is it so hard for people to understand that a certain amount of outsourcing is why items such as the Apple iPhone are affordable? Manufacturing jobs will NEVER return to the United States and that’s actually a GOOD thing,…

Trump is like:

Mr. Trump, can you promise me that college graduates up to their eyeballs in debt will have jobs making iPhones in shitty work environments?

People with college degrees and pile of debt can’t wait to get those sweet sweet Chinese factory jobs.

You libtards don’t get it, Trump has to keep his job plan a secret because otherwise the enemy will be tipped off and be ready. You don’t think the Mexicans and CHINA are salivating over Crooked Hillary’s plan to invest in new energy and infrastructure? Same idea as his secret plan to defeat ISIS, see. Genius.

Im so glad im past military service age so I dont have to worry about fighting the wars this idiot is going to start.