This is Leicester we’re talking about here; was there any doubt that their championship finish was going to come on anything other than a fucking Thai?

Why do people keep repeating that stupid phrase?

Maldonado must be proud.

There’s no way he succinctly communicated an idea in a single paragraph.

The real disappointment was his constant eating prevented him from mating despite the trainers’ best efforts.

He’s getting paid that much money to pinch hit? What a waist.

Some asshole stole Bartolo Colon’s belt and is showing it off in the background.

Sports are supposed to be an escape from reality. If I wanted to hear someone complain about ‘not in the face’ I would have spent the afternoon in bed with my girlfriend.

I looked the guy up on youtube. That’s a pretty egregious advantage right there. Wow.

It is the best kind of correct.

User name checks out

All sorts of things could go wrong. Injuries, PEDs, and other disciplinary matters are bound to affect other teams later in the year. But out of the gate, the Giants can bridge the gap even with Span suspended.

For all you stats nerds with your advanced formulas who keep saying the RBI is no big deal, what are you losers gonna say when Denard Span has 648 RBI this year?

You can tell you’ve got yourself out of position when Jozy scores on you.

Meanwhile Landon Donovan tweeted that it was somehow all Jurgen Klinsman’s fault.

No-look, over the shoulder, threads the crowd and hits a 10 inch cup held in Green’s hand 10 ft. away.

So pitted!

Sounds like a third eye bind.