Awhile ago I made peace with the fact that Jackson gets off on shit talking his old team during his broadcasts. It's a little less hamfisted now but he still picks his spots. JVG is just a contrarian sports talk show host wrapped up in head coaching credentials.

Lebron? Is that you?

The Warriors bench is better than every other team from the East.

I’d do that too if my unanimous MVP was being treated like a sheep by a backup Australian PG and was 3 for 12 from the field.

Part of the reason why the crowd of people who romanticize the old racing days feel that way is precisely the display of vices/activities that are much more controlled in our PR hyper aware culture. Nobody fell in love with wanting to be James Hunt because they saw a picture of him with all the women photoshopped out.

Joe Lacob IS a “Look what I did!” Sports owner. But to be fair, I attended the Chris Mullin jersey retirement game, and he did get booed mercilessly for what ended up being the trade that led the Warriors down the path to winning a title. I’d probably graciously show everyone the finger too.

Dellavedova: the gym pickup game player who finally gets on the court with the game winding down and his team up 25, who then mercilessly executes full court presses and face guards the opposing PG just trying to dribble out the clock. I'd take a swift kick in the nuts over that any day.

It wasn’t even necessarily lack of money, it was, “this entire nation’s government is going to pay* for the other guy.”

Burneko after the 1st inning is over: “Well the guy’s got a perfect game going! Hey everybody look! Perfect game right here!” 😒

That sounds awesome!! Some guy had one at the building my ex’s mom lived in down in Marina Del Rey and I would always suggest we stay there when we went to visit because their assigned spots in the garage were right next to one another 😎 Someday I think I'll have to eventually get one!

Time to go back to church... Because I believe in God again.

I check eBay about twice a month. Unfortunately most are listed in Florida and if there’s one thing I know in the entire Universe, Alfas and rust are super best friends.

Alfa... Just make a car that looks exactly like this without changing a single thing...

The national (and Canadian) audiences got off every year watching both the Sharks and Blues choke in the playoffs. Once they realized by way of how it all works that one of the teams 100% wouldn't be choking, they turned their TVs off in disgust.

The dangers of modern Internet “fact” videos/lists. Bobby Unser was initially stripped of the ‘81 500 for passing under yellow, mainly due to the CART/USAC rift, not for “refusing to drink milk” (seriously?).

I always knew my Bears would be the future powerhouse of the Conference!

Rightly or wrongly, the initial reaction I get from this is analogous to the differences between American and European landmarks; railings and warning signs abound near dangerous precipices in the US so as to skirt liability. In Europe (especially central/southern), “What was he doing so close to that dangerous…

He might be 2nd on the chain. The post season routinely hunts and kills him. Apex? Not quite.

The cameraman’s deadpan explanation of the “spec suicide doors, or gullwing.” Completely lets him off the hook for portrait filming.

You do realize the 3 second gap rule doesn’t pertain to... Racing... Right? I will assume this is deadpan sarcasm.