You'd think with such familiarity, he'd at least know how to strike someone out.

Is this an excerpt from Joseph Heller's new novel? Was the parking officer named Colonel Cathcart and the recipient of the ticket, Yossarian?

I did consider it, and I pity the fool.

And therein you fail to note that not only was it low, it was outside as well.

I think we're all missing the important bit here; that was a terrible strike 3 call.

*Blah Blah looks down at his wrist to now see an all too familiar and recognizable open heart design*

Honestly if you're genuinely interested, ablogtowatch.com, hodinkee.com, and wornandwound.com are all great sites to read. Worn and Wound you will read a lot more about affordable timepieces (if you're looking at getting your first Automatic, price shop Orient watches. They're all in house movements and you can get a…

I love all of the electronic billboard signs, "Share the road, look twice for motorcyclists", and now this.

Ok, see the silver bridge that crosses the opening in the face at the six o'clock position? Where there are two blued screws anchoring the ends and a ruby in the center of it where it connects to the good colored circle (balance wheel). That is the basic "assembly line" design for most eBay Mushroom Brands (Chinese…

Anybody with a mild interest in watches can usually spot the mass produced arms of a Chinese open heart design like the one pictured here. It's pretty good entertainment seeing people post their fake Rolex Daytonas etc. with an open heart design when that has never appeared in any way on the actual watch.

He moved on to being an instructor at Fighter Weapons School

I feel quite similar to this. I bought it thinking (rather hoping) that it would be a GTA type distraction where I thoroughly enjoyed being immersed in gameplay and story.

#worldcuprigged

You heard correctly. I reckon there are going to be a lot of slightly used Germany jerseys found in the trash bins immediately surrounding the stadium tomorrow morning

Achtung; if you are German and currently in Brazil, I advise staying in tonight, maybe.

I mean hey if that's the only chance you have of winning then so be it. It's just incredibly boring soccer.

120 straight minutes of playing the offsides trap is anti-football. 95% of this match has been a total snoozefest.

I think it is essential to bring into discussion the importance of the role that 1974 played in Western Germany as well. It's so interesting to see how history and single moments connect themselves in the development of a people, and looking back on history and making those connections.

Damn this is like Manti Te'o scoop type depth. Hope this one takes you to the big time man!

"The Tickler, Polliver, Weese, Chyswyck, Dunsen, Raff the Sweetling, The Mountain, Ser Meryn Trant, Ser Ilyn Payne, The Hound, King Joffrey, Queen Cersei, and after the display I just witnessed against Italy, Biter" - Arya Stark