*reads headline of post shared to Gawker* ... *re-checks name of original website where story was posted* ... *looks at photo of the accused* ... Honestly didn't see that one coming.

Wrong Market. Should have done this for the time the Bay Area was subjected to a 49ers game call by Joe Buck, who then drove 15 minutes North on the SAME FUCKING DAY to call a Giants playoff game in 2012. Two local games back to back in different sports. Who gives a flying fuck about New York.

The problem with the rugby suggestion is that in football a TD is scored merely by breaking the plane while in rugby one must down the ball. You can be fairly assured of a try in rugby while still attempting to better your chances for the conversion, however with forward passes being allowed in American Football you…

You guys have out Te'o'd yourselves on the amount of stories about Richard Sherman in the last 18 hours. I rate it at, 1.74 Te'o's.

Are you referring to Ted Mosby

.......A lot of people who grew up there.

The Nets and Knicks being in the green and the Warriors being in the red shows you how stupid the average NBA consumer is... Or just how much the homegrown has gotten the hell out of the Tri-State area

No, there was a play later around midfield that was deemed defensive holding (not pass interference) when Stanford was arguing that the ball was tipped at the line of scrimmage and thus PI shouldn't have been called. However the call was holding and as such it didn't matter. The call in the end zone that gave state…

Went to Cal so I'm not a Stanford fan by any means, but Michigan State won by the exact amount of points the refs gifted them on that bogus "catchable" PI call in the end zone for their first TD. That simply cannot be called.... Well I guess it can be called a joke.

This just further solidifies my position that I hate everyone so, so much.

The robot from that one dude in the Chappelle white people/black people/Latinos music sketch will never die.

To be fair, a few plays later he was on the connecting end of what has to be in consideration for the best scramble play of the year to keep the drive going. That being said, I think we've found a permanent Vortex football 3 flies up qb.

They might as well just start doing what boring corporate golf tournaments do and at the end of the season randomly choose 6 races where the points you scored in those races count against your total for the season. You won't know who the WDC is until after the final race is over, and Bernie can randomly choose the…

Starting at center, from Prussia, the unifier of the German Empire, Bismarck Biyombo!

Someone needs to look into potential collusion here. There may be money changing hands from announcers to Bobcats players because they are having trouble constantly saying the name "Bismack Biyombo" with a straight face. It's professionalism that is the evil one here.

56 seconds; right about the time I realized the guy was dropping some major Kanye West rhyme scheme action on us.

According to this graph the Dodgers are the only team in baseball to incorporate the "road grey" into their official list of team colours.

The Matra MS80 has always been one of my favorite looking F1 cars both for body style and for that awesome French blue of the livery. It's something different from what you almost always read in "best F1 liveries" lists (read: JPS)

This is great because I've started using this name, and his brother Hughtavious' name for ridiculous things as of late. My friend has started hashtagging his unborn baby's name in every post he makes on Facebook so I tell him he should name his son Barkevious and then I hashtag it. It's fun for everyone.

Your DUAN music choices are typically so circumspect and now you come up with girls we haven't met yet from MTB... Did you guys get a new hire from the West Coast