Bulletstorm was Big Dumb Fun. This looks somewhat entertaining but it won’t be scratching that itch, unfortunately. Still waiting for a sequel

9 times, apparently. FML

Seriously though, these writers acting thirsty AF when it’s anything to do with Pete. “I can’t have him so I’m gonna hate him”

What the f*ck is up with this new website configuration? Does Great Hill Partners actually believe that splitting 1 blog into 9 different pages contribute to a “better” website or user experience?

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Whether real or fake - this is dumb as f*ck

“Second, the game’s questlog which is currently a mess of old and new objectives, will get cleaned up and organized by task.”

Leftover bacon grease from oven roasted thick cuts?

That John Tesh sketch is still comedy gold

Don’t threaten me with a good time.

Don’t threaten me with a good time.

Having owned an ‘04 with the V8 and a current owner of a 2013 with the supercharged V6, the V6 is exceptionally quicker in every aspect.

Thanks, I hate it.

Velocipastor is good. Not great, but good. I would recommend a watch

Oh man, so much want. I owned an auto previously

I think you took a wrong turn somewhere

Upgrade was awesome, but this movie looks terrible

Take your star, Space Cowboy

I love Jalopnik, and I love the idea of self-repairing our automobiles, but this is precisely why I will pay a shop to do anything more than oil changes, spark plugs, etc.

This guy gets it