Stupid atheist here: How exactly does one “Have the Holy Ghost?

Jay-Z would have a high bar to clear—as an admitted former drug dealer with an assault charge on his record to boot:

What a great car! ...and what a terrible photo-shop!

We need pictures Andrew! Show us the horror!

“I’m not your Guy, Friend!”

I will absolutely be looking at one of these in a few years as a ~2yr lease return CPO

+1 for properly identifying them as Penis Ballerinas

Bravo sir. Take your star

+1 for “Your”

Imperial Jade Mica IS300.... droooooool

Bravo - playing through this as a PS Plus free game right now. Great timing

This is clearly the winner. I don’t even have to look at the other submissions.

Ugh those wheels... droool

Perfect for my drugs... er... drinks

But if I was a betting man, we’ll probably see Colin Kaepernick back on the field again before Carmelo ever touches another basketball court.

ahhhhhh.... nope.

Holy rusted metal that was a bad movie!

Manhattan Beach might be sunny most of the year but dammmmn that house is throwing some shade

Commentary was a little confusing - half of the team was named John

He’s an idiot. But... Hamberger? wtf