I got dinner with a male man who wasn’t my husband lord master and then got diarrhea on the way home, so yes.

Joanna, you are hysterical in the most delightful way. Thank you for this!

“take off ur cardigan... take off ur second cardigan”

Rhetorical question, but: why are businesspeoplewho market themselves as edgy, hip people (and among those are women who brand themselves as feminists and use that as a marketing ploy) also fucking crazy? Grabbing your subordinate’s breast? The fuck is this shit?

locomotive jones is a regular anti-liberal racist troll around here, he keeps getting banned (like, daily) and makes a new account every time just to be a jerk to strangers on the internet. obviously, we can deduce that he has a full and happy life since he has so much free time and energy to devote to hate and…

No, sex is the real sin, because it makes you happy and it’s free.

But please remember that abortion is the true sin.

as a lawyer who is usually on the defense side of employment discrimination suits, and who also thinks that sometimes people are just assholes and it’s not about gender/race/whatever: GIRL SUE THEM.

The director replied back, saying that if we women really wanted equality, then we should realize we were getting equality by not getting the leather jackets.

Look he can’t hel...

I’m glad that the law has finally stopped looking the other way with this bullshit.

The president elect says there was voter fraud. Better do a nationwide recount.

I think going after rape accusers with criminal charges would be a horrible precedent that would have a monstrous chilling effect on actual victims seeking justice.

Also there remains the question about the vaginal trauma...this is so fucked up.

WELL PLAYED

I think John Oliver said it best when he said “Let me just remind you that last Sunday, I told you if you looked above the clouds, you would see rock bottom. But if you look up there now . . . you will see, right up in the distance, where we were this time last week. Because since then, we have sunk so low, we are…

“Our culture is filled with bars and strip clubs on every corner.”

The man failed miserably selling gambling, football, and steak.

I regret that I have only but one star to give. Fucking PREACH.

All over the internet, when the story broke that Weiner was being investigated by CPS, lots of people were claiming that it was *ridiculous* to think that his private life could have any impact on his ability to parent (even, you know, when he busted through some serious boundaries of appropriateness by sending sexts…