Sabra hummus is the best. But it did used to be better, I think they changed their formula. Tribe will do in a pinch, but ugh. And Trader Joe’s hummus is terrible. I know because my people are Middle Eastern.

Even if we put glasses on her?

This one is such thinly veiled racism! Preferences are fine, but I do not believe that your preference excludes an entire race of people. I prefer brunettes, but I’ve definitely found a blond hot every now and then. But a black person is just never ever attractive to you? So that’s why you could never date a black…

Protein bars? They're not so wonderful, but they're a possibility.

Ah! I actually tear up watching this. I feel your pain, girl! I also wish I was that beautiful and composed when I’ve thoroughly fucked up. I immediately devolve into ugly cry face.

Sorry, but I do think it's tacky. I guess I am an old fogey (I'm 30), but the point of wedding gifts is to help a couple get started on their new life. Already have all your household items? No need to upgrade them? Already have an established life, own your home, your car, debt-free, etc.? Great! Then you can…

Am I the only one who finds this super ugly? It just looks like one random blob at the end of your fingernail.

It's not unique to nursing. I've worked all my life in female-dominated industries and, almost always, the staff will be almost 100% female while the boss will be male. My current job is actually the only exception, only place I've ever worked where the boss is a woman (and there are 2 men to the 10-15 women on…

I have more work than I could possibly do. I can think of at least two of my duties that could be complete full time jobs on their own. I work at a nonprofit though so... there's no one to pass the workload to and there's not going to be, except interns sometimes! You just can't stress about it. There are days I get a…

Vegetarian =/= vegan. That said, I think it can be done safely. The main thing would be to sure that the baby is getting B12, that's the only thing I'm aware of that isn't available through vegan foods, but a lot of milks and cereals are fortified.

I don't even have a first child. But if 'm going to have one, I plan to have two. And it would be primarily to give my children a sibling. I feel like the idea of having money or your life not being up-ended was shot to hell anyway when you decided to have the first.

This makes me feel old. What is "sliding into DMs" or "Eggplant Friday". I do know what a DM is, at least I though I did, I don't know how you slide into a Direct Message.

I feel like "actually" can be self-deprecating too. Like "Actually, it turns out, I didn't even realize this but, here is the fact"

Totally. That's just silly. I mean, calling the owner by itself is pretty ridiculous to me. Either the people working the restaurant make it right or you go home and grumble and just don't ever eat there again.

I quoted directly from the post: she thinks they may have offered them drinks or an appetizer. She's not sure. You'd think it'd be standard procedure to offer a comp when you mess up getting someone's order to the kitchen, the least you'd do, not a "maybe." So I tend to think it most likely didn't happen.

Did I understand the fancy Minnesota restaurant one correctly? Does the paper ribbon being out mean that their order was never even given to the kitchen?

My fiance won't throw away the toilet paper roll. It's so crazy, like, he replaces it! The garbage is right there, but he just leaves the empty roll on the sink.

Be decisive. I got a great rent-controlled one bedroom in Brooklyn for $1460. There was a line of like four people to see the apartment. I was second. The first couple was "going to think about it" and on my tour: "I'll take it. I'll write you a check for the down payment right now."

I'm no fan of the paleo diet, but I also don't think feeding babies mainly organic vegetables and meat is going to kill them. It seems like the objection to this book is pretty specifically about the recipe for a DIY "formula" that may be unsafe for babies - and I agree there! Little babies should be breastfeed or…

I don't know if it was this video or another, but I was SO CONFUSED because these videos were so unlikely to say the word "blood." I remember a video that only referred to the period as "red liquid" and this one seems to mostly talk about "velvety" "flow." As someone who got her period at 10, I was like "What is…