How many times did that guy say “luxury exercise program”? 

I love this because I imagine that he was just tossing and turning in bed seething about this and then finally leaped up, cast aside his absurdly long stocking cap, and tweeted this out before collapsing back into bed.

my worst Miss U.

Why don’t you take a moment to think about this callous and irrelevant remark?

I plan on tricking him into giving it to us.

1) Doesn’t the very fact that the interviewer had to repeatedly stress to Trump not to get into the specifics of his intelligence briefing make the entire point about Trump not being fit to be the President?

OMFG. I never do this but - this is our headline here at the Slot? Really? The email clearly says she wants to “bring along the state department” and asks for advice. Where is the “bypassing” attempt, exactly?

I say that if pursuing this calling helps her feel better, then we leave her be. She’s not likely to convince anyone of anything, nor harm anyone else.

Hello! To clarify: I was not being snarky—quite the opposite.

I believe it was sincere.

A Murphy bed raises a household’s chance of Wacky Hijinks by an impressive 15 percent!

A few weeks ago I went to DC and street parked. About 45 minutes later the barricades and police showed up — they were clearing the street for the presidential motorcade. It was really cool to see it go by — something like 27 vehicles — and they made sure the street was entirely and completely devoid of traffic.…

People born in ‘88 aren’t grown men. They’re still chi-

“Fuck. So close.”