Hardcore UFC fans will sleep a lot easier tonight as soon as someone reads this to them.

I got one!

To this day, AJ will go down as one of my top 5 favorite sox players.

That’s...not how plagiarism works.

Despite the fact that Simmons has, uh, limited camera appeal...

Yes - most people are oblivious and simply careless about how dangerous it is to do that.

Did you guys even watch the video? There was someone merging into the road at that exact moment. There was no opportunity for him to merge right without changing his rate of speed (cruise control).

Let’s call it a Greenie. Not only does it include Draymond’s name, but it will knock that asshole from Mike and Mike down a peg.

My SUPER Italian grandfather used to always yell at me for not calling sauce “gravy.” I got the last laugh, though—he had a heart attack and died in his sleep.

“Unfortunately, you can’t buy the original version of the movie anymore”. Hey Disney, you own Star Wars now, right? Do you like $$$? Someone told me you like $$$, Disney. Guess what, I’m a huge Star Wars fan with $$$ that would like to own the original unaltered movies in HD format, and I have never purchased nor…

“Fuck you, you’re getting a fucking embellishment!”

Or she can just focus on grappling. Unless you’re saying that without the ability to box one cannot win an MMA fight?

Diana Moskovitz deserves a fucking Pulitzer for her coverage of the NFL’s craven stupidity on this issue and and, truthfully, in all things.

Will the Patriots lose a 3rd or 4th round pick because of this?

Would’ve thought Nolan Ryan had better seats.

SCOTT NORWOOD HAS A NAME!!

My personal beef is everytime they turn to Trent Dilfer during super bowl week, and ask him to describe what its like to be / how to be/ what to think as a super-bowl winning QB.
He was in a fucking coma for that season. He had 12 TDs on the SEASON. Thats like asking the Wide- right Bill’s Kicker what its like to kick…

What’s that thing called under your tongue that connects your tongue to the bottom of your mouth? When that thing is sore, you’ve done it right.