I’m too busy with my Lesbian Pirate Armada to conquer space right now.

Bah. The studies show the number of parents is more important than the gender of the parents.

lesbian space commune sounds fun. i’m in.

Guess he’ll have plenty of time to work on his new masterpiece, Trapped in the Cell.

Poppin’ fresh into prison.

Anderson Cooper is already practicing tough love on his son Wyatt saying that he will not be leaving behind an inheritance when he dies.

Isn’t this how she’s looked for the past 15 years? Also, I think the tattoo makes the arm look thinner, like Travis Barker’s neck.

So I understand why it can be annoying but I’ve been saying that for years for what I suspect is the same reason. I’m an amateur baker and I have available to me far more desserts than I can safely consume. So I’m keenly aware of the downsides of consuming a slice of mediocre supermarket cake. Prue being a…

Its our Kate. Of course she’s barking. Mind you - Hounds of Love is the best Bush album. I mean, it’s the album that gave us...

Yeah, I for-sure never got a vibe that it was money related. I think she genuinely fell for all the hype about the guy. I admit I laughed quite a bit about the fact that her mom just openly hates him and talked about what an awful dad he was.

I do enjoy some of Grimes’ music so I kind of hope something can happen there…

Elon was the one who dumped his first wife, sent the divorce papers to Talulah Riley the first two times (though not the third, after the second was withdrawn), and dumped Amber Heard.

We get to eat these “people” soon, right?

My immediate thought re- the MET Gala was that she was there to cultivate some support from rich liberals looking to boost their progressive bona fides by donating to a wildly popular grassroots progressivist candidate.

I wish I knew the reason she was crying. It seems like she did something pretty cowardly.

Yeah, the optics of it in particular are probably bad for a political run- there are a lot of Democratic American Jews who are anti-settlement and Netanyahu but who also are pro-Israel enough that they don’t want to see Israeli civilians being killed and who generally want a Jewish state in the Middle East. In New…

A purity test she built for herself. A purity test she weaponizes against everyone else.

oh noes she failed an impossible purity test, we’d better eat her

We’ve caused the deaths of 2.8 million human beings in that country since 2001. You sure the progressive values of their leadership are what we should be focusing on?

I don’t think it’s “shocking” that the Taliban failed to do this. They never had any intention of allowing women to have any power or freedom. Like all abusers, they promise the moon in the beginning of relationships.

If they’re suing the doctor, and he’s a party, you wouldn’t subpoena his records, since subpoenas are for third parties. What you would do is serve rogs, and depose the doctor, or other witnesses. Any sensitive materials could be kept under seal, or even reviewed in camera to make sure only the evidence necessary to…