This is all a lot of “forget what I said; this is what I meant” to all this. Cuomo expects everyone to understand the intent of his actions (assuming they weren’t somehow shitty) without regard for how they would reasonably make the recipients feel about them. I’m sure he and every other narcissist would react the…

Nope. My father was born in America in 1924 and he was DEFINITELY raised to know that physically touching was for intimates and private spaces. Hearty handshakes were the extent of polite public physical contact. Period.

I mean, I know you got paid to write this...but the Drew Barrymore version of Cinderella pretty much summed this all up. I mean, she fought a man with a sword, a man who was going to rape her. So...yeah. Gen X did this already guys.

The photos look pretty tame IMO. It’s just people hanging out on a boat and posing for a picture. His arm is around her in the same way most people do in photos. 

You must mean every Burger King onion ring ever made. Why even have it as an option if you're just going to screw it up? Whole generations think an onion ring is just a crunchy shell for a slimy slice of onion thanks to those monsters. 

So, the exact same reason people buy most of Picasso's shit. Even though they're shitty, they're still a Picasso.

I read the entire article & all of the comments before the image loaded. I’m actually shocked how much I like it now that I can finally see it. I would buy it, but I wouldn’t pay more than $400 for it because I’m poor. 

The gallery is supposedly running it with blind buyers but give me a break, if it was all meant to be above board it should have been double blind. They should have set up the show under a false name. Is there a term for that? Nom de arte? And not Bidensy! Lol. I never had much reason to question those overpaid oversea…

The real question is - Is this good enough to get him to stand in for daddy at the G20 Summit the way Ivanka did?

I wouldn’t buy it but it’s interesting. I just paid a visit to the Minneapolis Institute of Art for the first time in about four or five years. They have a pretty notable collection of modern art and this would not have looked out of place there. As they say, beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

When I was in college, I was going to be an “artist” and so I actually bought canvas, paints, etc. Christ, I couldn’t even make something mildly abstract. I like his stuff and as with all art, if you don’t like it, don’t buy it. And don’t say you could have done it because you couldn’t have and moreover, you didn’t.

That painting is overly busy. If he had lightened the value of the yellow block and numbers on the left side while also dotting those blues from the right towards the center instead of just in the center, the eye would be able to take in the entire image. Right now, the composition draws the eye to the center and…

(it’s cardamom. the secret is cardamom.)

Grand Designs is awesome! There are also Australian and New Zealand versions of it, and there are dozens, if not hundreds of full episodes on YouTube. My fave is the really wacky UK family who builds their house completely alone while living in a hut on the premises, only to move in like, ten years later when the…

BRUSH WITH GREATNESS: One of my best friends is Matt Fox, host of one of, if not the very first show on HGTV, “Room by Room with Matt and Shari.”

I highly recommend the British series “Grand Designs” . I don’t think anything is bankrolled by the show, and they’ll film a renovation over the course of 1+ years . They don’t shy away from issues like permits, funding, poor design/planning, etc. I think it’s on Netflix these days?

Here’s the thing, though: Simone doesn’t have a “mental” issue to deal with, here. She got a case of the twisties (a real physiological condition) and she knows that if she tried to compete, tried to focus on what she was doing, and had all the training space she could get (like a foam pit), she still would not have…

I have a great idea for a HGTV show. Take the recently renovated homes by The Gaines, Fords, Flip or Floppers, and the property brothers and have them inspected my Mike Holmes. If they pass, they get to keep their show. If not, GTFO.

Though I don’t have cable and get a highly infrequent fix of the these shows through varied sources, I gotta say that the ones who keep it real are the ones I like. (and I don’t even know what channel these are on but here goes). The Canadian lady who had to always give the bad news that when they went to renovate x…

We need (and really don’t need) is a show where DIY home renovations in an owner occupied home leads families to the brink of total destruction. HGTV reality tv disaster porn. Maybe they already have that, I don’t know because I just can’t watch any of these shows. This is already my life and I hate residential jobs…