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Conway scares more than crows. She is just a mime who desperately wants to be a party clown.

#PropagandaBarbie

That’s brilliant.

I run a kitchen at a coffeehouse - great coffee, smashing desserts, no alcohol, specialty sodas/beverages. Talent one night is greatwomanwhoshallremainnameless w/a band she put together for the tour - hipster fellas from Brooklyn/NY/the Shore. Very much over being around us (we’re not coolkids). She was terrific. They…

The guy is okay, but the woman is awful from the second she sits down. Nothing is good enough for her, she’s not ready to order when she says she’s ready, she won’t make eye contact—the sort of completely entitled person who thinks servers are lower than dog shit. It takes her a lifetime to make up her mind on…

You have made my day. You really have.

i love you

Shit, I could actually hear the tune in my head when I read that.

They came from an hour away with a thirst for loafage,

I would do anything for meatloaf, but I won’t do that.