I don’t think this man has felt guilty a day in his life. I think he felt he deserved what he took.

His brain is likely in mint condition... Seeing as he uses it so infrequently.

When I was in high school, I was a cashier at a grocery store. An old woman bought something that came to, like $5. She handed me a $10 bill and I gave her the change. She tells me I short changed her, that she gave me a $20 and I still owe her $10. I tell her, no, I am sure I was given $10. It says it on the receipt…

I had an old person try to argue that we sold Polident for dentures. I worked in a bookstore.

At the grocery store I used to work in we had the opposite of that. There was this really sweet old lady who would come in all dressed up, and buy her groceries. Then when she was done she would hand whoever was working the register a quarter as a tip, so that we could take ourselves and some friends out for a soda.

Hi, welcome to BCO! We have fun here.

“Dammit, Pinkham! You beat me to the punch!”

When an author trolls his own blog, then I know I’m in the right place:)

“you’ve never worked with the general public before.”

I’ve been working with General Public so long, he was just Lieutenant Public when I got started.

“How dare you mock the guy for not knowing what the beach is? Some people make it to age 50 without visiting the beach and somehow completely missing the ever-present representations of beaches in popular culture. Besides, many people suffer from Glorpman’s Syndrome, which is an inability to understand the…

A dishwasher is an absolute requirement in any place I live. There’s nothing I hate more than hand washing dishes.

Showering = a shower for your hands

Fuck that shit. They should sue. Because you know if it was some white women, not only would they receive payouts in the millions, there would be at 3 mother fucking congressional hearing on the matter.

The second I saw this I thought ‘Sasha.’ My little sister and I have the exact same dynamic.

“Forgive me please, but that’s what you get when you play with people’s emotions.”

Of course she denies it. They all deny it. "What? I never said anything like that!". It's their favorite survival technique.

I am already training my 3-year-old out of this behavior! He'll hand me trash and I refuse. The trash can's right there! The worst is when he removes chewed food from his mouth after he changes him mind about it and tries to hand it to me!

Well that's true!!

I can't believe I missed the original thread. Here are a few of my mom's gems. One thing that is necessary to know about her is that she was raised a rather sheltered Mormon and managed to make it through most of adulthood as the same, despite spending the first 4 years of her marriage in Eugene, Oregon in the early…