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Kirk, I would have loved all this attention from you when I was 14. You lost your chance by ignoring me and all my obsessiveness from watching that show every week and buying all those Tiger Beats. You lost it big time, and now, I think you know it too, so please stop trying to tell me how to be a wife and mom, you…