And right now, Amy is crying to her cats that she didn't think of this.

So much this!

It can be a thing for sure. Especial if you have the kind of child (mine), who will trash the house and possibly hurt themselves if left alone. Mine has climbed into the washer and was fascinated with emptying the dishwasher if I went to shower. Once, there was a dozen eggs mashed into the couch. 90% of my showers…

I missed the news somewhere, did you get married? Congratulations!

I hope it was a styrofoam cake.

Kris feels guilty about Nicole's death??? Right. And I'm sure this has nothing to do with new OJ stuff coming out about it and a bid to stay relevant.

Saying kids costumes confuses the shit out of some people apparently. Look what happened when Target took down the boy and girl signs.

Just looked up girl’s career costumes... The first two are cute prisoners and the next is a cop in a mini skirt. This is the Canadian site though, and I want to know how a parka will fit under them?? http://m.partycity.ca/categories/hal…

You've been so sweet lately.... Does that mean you're getting ready for another epically gross article?

Dammit

Gotcha, I didn't click. That's actually super smart, kids tend to wander at bush/ field parties and this makes them easier to find. The ones I went to always had copious alcohol, but we almost lost a few class mates who would wander off and get hyperthermia.

I'm missing the joke. Was there a typo in the article?

Why would anyone be shot? We try to avoid that.

We caught on to y’all during Vietnam.

His mumbling whenever there was a punchline showed he was uncomfortable. He was trying too hard to look jovial.

Someone had to die.

I always set it off in Calgary, the U.S. Cities haven't been an issue.

That’s the worst. I had one break in half and stab me underneath for the last hour of my shift. I wanted to cry.

Lol, this comment got tweeted on STFU Parents’ Twitter!

I could have gone on not seeing those. The adoption one is particularly galling because I'm an adoptive mom and she is my kiddo, not a fucking political prop to be dragged out of the closet for photo ops.