I live in a town full of upper middles class families- although I’d say I’m medium middle, and there are people at all levels of income. However, the reputation is of a ‘rich town’. And I can easily be mistaken for the upper middle class housewife because of this reputation. If I were the second woman and my 7 year…

My fave pasta salad that I make just uses a can of Campbell's vegetable soup and garlic.

Minutes after I read that his favourite family is pitching a show where JB and the womb will be counselling victims of pedophiles. It’s going to be called Breaking the Silence.

I consider it a point of pride that you previously used a tip of mine.

Glad to hear, because I had the thought that might have been fucked with on purpose if you were ‘out’ back then.

This pretty much sums it up for me. I went every Sunday until well into my teens. This whole thing makes me want to vomit.

But how is it with fruit and whip cream?

That must be pretty bad, if they'd rather be in -40 with bears and moose. Now I'm scared. ;)

Dafuq?? No wonder everyone I've known comes back home after moving there.

It is a movie about ghosts, so, why not?

Would this be legal in places where beastiality is illegal?

Will the funding now go to help children and families in crisis?

Husband and I are in our forties. I stay home with the bean, and he’s a truck driver. People are amazed when they find out he lets me sleep in on his first day off (he gets two in a row every other week). He also deals with the school stuff on those days, takes the bean with when running errands, plays card games with…

Fuck. Fuckity fucking fucker fucked it all.

Don't forget, we can also split with the other parent, and 42 weeks if you adopt.

Right?? I guess the Facebook ads department was on strike this weekend, or on an epic bender.

I got ads with mama June’s face, and if I clicked the link, I’d find out the secret to her fabulousness.

I remember being SHOCKED that periods were blood, not blue liquid! Thanks Judy!

Just wow. Thanks for filling the rest of us in on that little tidbit.

So, you're saying I should order from the secret menu then?