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Unless the lenders stop lending and borrows suddenly wise up, get a 800+ credit score, or realize fake it till you make it doesn’t work, things will roll right along.

Atheists beware. My wife suddenly became very religious when she got a cordless Magic Wand. She is now constantly calling out to God.

Atheists beware. My wife suddenly became very religious when she got a cordless Magic Wand. She is now constantly

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Heaven:
The police are British
The engineers are German
The chefs are French
The lovers are Italian
The managers are Swiss

A self proclaimed “smartest guy in the room” at my company, had a shit eating grin on his face one morning. Bragged about how he resolved a tax issue for pennies on the dollar. Went on and on about his superior negotiating skills and how he put one over on the big bad gubmint. All it cost him was $500 in iTunes giftcar

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Construction sites in Japan are cleaner than some hospitals I have been in here in the United States. The crews are constantly sweeping up any dust, grime, or other stray refuse. On top of that, larger projects have a person apologizing to passerbys for the noise (usually minimal), poor aesthetics (not a factor as the

I hope I never develop the mental fragility where a business discontinuing a polish dog causes me to lose my absofucking shit.

Anyone willing to bet that 98% of people silly enough to buy a star also bought a Big Mouth Billy Bass?

Airlines price flights based on what the market will bear and not by distance. PHL was/is a USAirways (now American Airlines) fortress hub. Flying nonstop costs more because the airline knows they can fill the plane with people willing to pay for a nonstop flight. Passengers that connect may be coming from more

That is not even an extreme example. Years ago USAirways has 20+ roundtrips per day between LGA and PHL. Officially is was a shuttle service but it was really to squat on slots at LaGuardia Airport.

He had no one to socialize with besides the teachers. Hard to have fun with other kids when the knowledge gap is so wide. While the class was learning to sing “Mary had a Little Lamb,” he had already memorized half a dozen Beatles songs along with songs from artists like Ella Fitzgerald, Louis Armstrong, and Miles

San Francisco and the Bay Area is not much better. The first few days of the month have many people choosing to move themselves rather than hire professionals. The traffic report can be downright funny with the right news reader. They would call out the monthly Ikea highway sale letting folks know where to pick all

Of course. Someone we know with a severely delayed child believes her kid is a genius waiting to blossom.

My first real, fused in my brain memory happened a few weeks into age 3. I stuck a key into an electrical outlet. Also my first, “SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER!” moment.

Glider trucks are sold by specialized manufacturers with Fitzgerald Glider Kits being the biggest lobbiest. Navistar is actually one of the biggest opponents. 

Incorrect. These are new build trucks with no powertrain.

I’ll let it slide since Mack is a summer intern. What he posted is much more interesting than the usual “Outrage of the Day™” articles. Thanks.

Both.

Alright, I’ll bite and bring you out of the grays.