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That is incorrect. Bonuses are NOT taxed at a higher rate.

Who won the, “Rent out the back of an Escalade to a call girl to service Johns and get it cleaned up in 30 seconds when the owner unexpectedly shows up 3 hours earlier than expected” event?

I’ve come to realize that at least 50% of Americans never plan more than 30 seconds into the future, Rather than think their actions through, many simply plow ahead with bad choices then expect others to bail them out. I’ve made plenty of mistakes but there is always a Plan B or way to make things right. So many folks

RMV

Having owned a EV for over 5 years, I realized savings gobeyond fuel. I no longer need to go in for oil changes. Regenerative braking means the current set of brake pads and discs will last decades. The less complex powertrain has had no mechanical issues. Heck, the only maintenance items are rotate the tires (no cost

Out of all the cars I’ve owned, I came to love Alcantara. All the pluses of leather and cloth rolled into one magic material.

And located in the most ergonomically vicious place possible. Shorter folks I know driving the Classic had to contort their right arms into unnatural positions to lower/raise the windows.

The Range Rover Classic was lots of fun on road trips. You could have hours long discussions on why buttons, switches, and dial were seemingly placed at random around the vehicle. Exploring the inside turned up a veritable treasure trove of hieroglyphs and other cryptic symbols. Digging through the Rosetta Stone (aka

Get something with sliding doors. Trust me.

My three year old toddler just asked, “Is that Mia or Tia?”

I think the cars at the first dealership were window dressing and never meant to be sold.

“We finance everyone!”

There is nothing wrong with responsibly using credit. When my now wife realized she needed a car, she knew zero about the purchase/lease process. Rather than blindly rushing in, she spent a few weeks asking folks familiar with buying cars questions, doing research online, distilling the answers, and shopping around.

Nothing wrong with responsible borrowing that makes financial sense. My wife and I did something similar when we got a minivan several years back (Hey Jalopnik peanut gallery, I can hear the laughing so cut it out). We realized sliding doors and a low rear tailgate made handling two active toddlers much easier..

Because people are dumb. In a previous article, I commented how my sister in law hangs out with the crowd that are in a perpetual cycle of financial disaster due to their own poor decisions. No one thinks fore than 30 seconds into the future and make stupid inclusive decisions with long term consequences. Gotta

Bedoe’s story reminds me of a stupid. self inflicted GPS fuck up. I was sent to the UAE for a business project. As with all projects planned thousands of miles away, things went off track is short order. Over the course of the next week, it was a constant shuffle between Dubai, Abu Dhabi, and Al Ain. The driving

Most trailers have sliding tandems that can redistribute the weight. Have a sliding battery pack to keep the axles weights legal.

Quiet!

Nope,

“Every rental car is a SUV.”