There’s no need to read erectile dysfunction into CLIT’s letter. First of all, it’s not as if “too little friction” is an impossible sexual state without him having a limp dick. I’ve never had that complaint about a woman, but I’ve tried brands of lube that were way too slick for my taste, particularly if you’re using…

Let Government employees host the Oscars.  I don’t know how long it’s going to be til they get to work again.

The overwhelming majority of the porn industry’s revenue goes to male directors, male producers, male investors, male company owners, male managers etc. Most female performers’ take-home pay is low, particularly given fees and overheads.

That’s a shame. Z-Nation was the annual popcorn show that filled the void of cheesy movies that was once SciFi channel’s staples. SyFy upped the number of dark dramas, loaded up on repeats of CSI and movies that were far from science-fiction genre.

What?? Nooooooooooooo!!! Z Nation is so great, I’m going to miss it!

Nightmare? Z Nation was great and shall be missed. The right blend of B grade cheese and actual heart that made it work. 

Can we all agree that this show was better than it had any right to be. 

I genuinely like the ride. I don’t know if it’s still there, but there used to be a pretty good restaurant inside the ride at Disneyland that was one of my favorite things there.

Excuse you, the ride is classic and I’d choose it over Space Mountain any day of the week.

I saw a comedian do a bit about this that I thought was quite brilliant. She was saying she was used to dating awkward comedian dudes and recently decided to make the move to handsome dudes and realized that they are actually way nicer. Most handsome dudes don’t hate women because women have always been nice to them…

We’re so dead.

How about helping Russians specifically target groups of people to get a Manchurian idiot elected to the highest office in the land, and bringing countless crooked cronies with him to undermine virtually every institution in this country? Is that real-world enough?

There are not enough stars for this. Gift cards are the actual reason that I stopped doing Christmas at all. Handing me a piece of plastic to be used at a store I never shop at is not a gift,its lazy and unimaginative. 

This gift wasn’t given to me personally but it was still pretty awful from my perspective:

Getting free appetizers before being asked to leave a restaurant because the staff hates your policies is as bad as being beaten to death for holding a man’s hand. There are very fine people, on both sides.

“It was a very good game, started off by me, tossing a coin, which was very good. I toss the coin, it came up on a side, and everyone’s around me waiting to know who goes first and it’s fantastic, that coin flip. Its a small thing but I make a big thing. That’s what it is, it’s a big thing. A big deal, really…

Or that Hillary’s spent a large part of her life trying to adhere to the dictates of “decorum” and got absolutely nothing for it other than scorn, hatred, and character assassinations. I’m all for the Hillary who doesn’t give 2 fs about decorum.

And here, we have someone who reads a whole well-written column about why this is not “needlessly pedantic”, and then makes a comment about how it is needlessly pedantic.

Coming soon: 24 hour The Last Dragon-a-thon.