There’s no need to read erectile dysfunction into CLIT’s letter. First of all, it’s not as if “too little friction” is an impossible sexual state without him having a limp dick. I’ve never had that complaint about a woman, but I’ve tried brands of lube that were way too slick for my taste, particularly if you’re using…

Let Government employees host the Oscars.  I don’t know how long it’s going to be til they get to work again.

The overwhelming majority of the porn industry’s revenue goes to male directors, male producers, male investors, male company owners, male managers etc. Most female performers’ take-home pay is low, particularly given fees and overheads.

Can we all agree that this show was better than it had any right to be. 

I genuinely like the ride. I don’t know if it’s still there, but there used to be a pretty good restaurant inside the ride at Disneyland that was one of my favorite things there.

Excuse you, the ride is classic and I’d choose it over Space Mountain any day of the week.

I saw a comedian do a bit about this that I thought was quite brilliant. She was saying she was used to dating awkward comedian dudes and recently decided to make the move to handsome dudes and realized that they are actually way nicer. Most handsome dudes don’t hate women because women have always been nice to them…

How about helping Russians specifically target groups of people to get a Manchurian idiot elected to the highest office in the land, and bringing countless crooked cronies with him to undermine virtually every institution in this country? Is that real-world enough?

There are not enough stars for this. Gift cards are the actual reason that I stopped doing Christmas at all. Handing me a piece of plastic to be used at a store I never shop at is not a gift,its lazy and unimaginative. 

This gift wasn’t given to me personally but it was still pretty awful from my perspective:

Getting free appetizers before being asked to leave a restaurant because the staff hates your policies is as bad as being beaten to death for holding a man’s hand. There are very fine people, on both sides.

“It was a very good game, started off by me, tossing a coin, which was very good. I toss the coin, it came up on a side, and everyone’s around me waiting to know who goes first and it’s fantastic, that coin flip. Its a small thing but I make a big thing. That’s what it is, it’s a big thing. A big deal, really…

Or that Hillary’s spent a large part of her life trying to adhere to the dictates of “decorum” and got absolutely nothing for it other than scorn, hatred, and character assassinations. I’m all for the Hillary who doesn’t give 2 fs about decorum.

And here, we have someone who reads a whole well-written column about why this is not “needlessly pedantic”, and then makes a comment about how it is needlessly pedantic.

My ejaculation was violent. Before anybody could react it had already broken a beer bottle and threatened the bartender. When somebody tried to deescalate the situation, my ejaculation grabbed them by the throat and threw them onto the beer splattered floor. Later on my ejaculation was seen entering a convenient…

The one real impact streaming has had on my life is that I’ve gone from pirating a bunch of tv shows I couldn’t legally watch in the UK to just flat out not knowing that most tv shows exist in the first place because they’re all on their own platforms I’ve forgot about.

I suggest anyone still watching this show to go to Netflix and watch The Last Kingdom. It’s better in every conceivable way.

The Last Kingdom was always so much better than this show ever was, and the chasm in quality between the latest seasons of both shows makes Vikings completely unwatchable by comparison. TLK is just incredible, I can’t say enough good things about it. 

It was very good until Hirst got to his usual tricks of soap-operaish court intrigue around season 3, when he introduced the Frankish court.