Granted on your point about Frankenstein. And you know, with everyone rebooting everything, I could see a new season of PD working fantastically. Vanessa could return in some different incarnation. The reason the show ended was clearly that Logan & Co wrote themselves into a corner and all parties involved needed a…

The best frozen pizza I’ve ever had was as a kid back in New Jersey. If Tree Tavern Pizza was available nationally, I’d be in heaven because it beats the hell out of most of the pizza I’ve had at restaurants here in CA.

So even the flashers have gone digital? I don’t have this issue because I still use a walkman, you probably don’t know what that is.

Since everyone is pulling out every Dracula adaptation and comparison, I’d like to take a moment to express appreciation for the panache brought to the table by Penny Dreadful. Yes, the Dracula myth here got blown through a blender and was spent mostly on seasons 1 & 3, the overarching plot was insane, but damn if the…

IFTTT to max my ringtone when I miss a call from my wife, then have her call twice.

Club Girth has EVERYTHING.

They’ve been calling us baby-murderers for decades and I’ve still not gotten around to it.

Look, dude, I don’t know you personally, so I don’t want to jump to conclusions. It might not have anything to do with how your parents raised you; you might just be a dumbass all on your own.

I still sort of blame your parents, though.

Maybe I’m old or too much of a mom brain now but—haven’t we taken Halloween to enough of an extreme as a society? I love horror movies but I’d never willingly go to one of these things. They seem next level and this story seems to illustrate the NEXT level of that level. Similar vein: what is up with the horror story…

Ghost Realtor in the sky. “Always Be Closing ... death is no excuse!”

So who’s paying her? George Soros? The Clinton Foundation? The Deep State?

I think it’s more a demonstration that conservatives are losing the ability to be civil in any environment. And, eventually, even capitalist ventures are finding it unprofitable to host shit-flingers.

Wow, that’s stupid.

WHERE IS THE LIE

Film reimagining: A 12 hour period wherein women get revenge on the men who hurt them and they won’t be charged for it: the purge

I grew up in New Jersey and always thought it was more of a regional east coast thing like Wawa. Then the movie came out and was set in New Jersey and White Castle was apparently recognizable to the whole country.

I’ve noticed that Ivanka has the O-mouth too. Weird and repulsive, like the salt-sucking creature’s mouth hole in that old classic Star Trek episode.

When Facebook is dead, you can thank Russian trolls, for it is we exposed Facebook’s monstrous evil. Nobody else had the courage to do it.

Now I’m trying to think of a context where “I knew you wanted to say hello” isn’t obnoxious.

Thank you. This needs to be read using Cheryl Tunt’s voice.