So I’ll just wait here for your genre-defining novel, paradigm-shifting contribution to philosophy, or disease-killing medical discovery, shall I?

...wait, you’re just being a sanctimonious shit who salves his self-worth problems by shitting on the achievements of others?

Got it.

Oh give me a break. You could say the same thing about any Olympic athlete, or anyone that dedicates their life to a singular goal. Good for him.

Ah, I get it now. You’re an asshole.

That coupled with the amount of time you spend being a judgmental douchebag, you probably have him beat. Don’t sell yourself short.

It’s a good thing you stop in every day and compulsively comment on shit then.

Thank god that is the only weird anatomy issue on these super normal characters

The sheer *nerve* it takes to SWAT someone less than a month after a swatting death is incomprehensible to me, and aimed at a child no less.

They need to catch this guy.

You don’t get to cash in on the name recognition without picking up the baggage that comes with it. They could have called this anything else and we would have been none the wiser, but they decided to call it Metal Gear because they knew it would draw more attention. Well, they got it.

This is literally illegal.

I put a remote controlled bomb in your car but I’ll detonate it only if you run a red light. Won’t be an issue?

“You never thought you’d be this mad at some dang cartoons”

It’s a lot less offensive way of making money then shoving auto-play video’s in someone’s face and then complaining when the ads are blocked.

This is gold. Fuck bigots.

You can see the carpets farther back slightly clearer because previously the game’s soul was hanging in front of them. Or something.

I really don’t see what is being talked about here.

All the idiots buying Beats headphones should be buying these instead.

All the idiots buying Beats headphones should be buying these instead.

I’m the opposite.

They swept the leg. Best conference BY FAR. The Switch is going to be a monster- I’m convinced now. Even the success it has now is nothing compared to what it’s going to be after this.

me, five minutes ago: this is a cynical piece of trash made to revive the Rabbids brand because of Minions and I can’t believe my Mario boys are being thrown in with them

You guys are so cute. BTW I also don’t give a rupy about esports so I’m usually pretty annoyed by the constant coverage on weekends.