@kingkellogg: This is what happened when I made a PS3 game and ported it to my SNES and then I posted comparisons of both and was all "MAN THIS SNES SUCKS".

@jwadeTC7: Oh, alright.

@jwadeTC7: Which is? I don't play console shooters. :P

@AmanOfSomeSort: If it's superior, my GOD man why didn't you take a .png screenshot?

@thepenguin55: Intentional pun, or hilariously-placed typo?

@ChimairaGT: Isn't this just a ROM hack? If so, they won't care.

@King_Krunk: It's that big a deal.

@DrakeDatsun: Intended purpose, not a side effect.

@PunkyChipsAhoy: It's called irony.

@zack10house: Not really. Everyone says Donkey Kong Bitch was the best game in the series.

@W10002: Doesn't really work since the é is enunciated with far more emphasis.

@BleedingThumbsMurphy: It's all gud with FLUDD!

@mayfaire: "hey u stupid piece of crap ownd noob~!!1111 also meet me at da south entrance! YOUR MOM HAHAA"

"shoot first"

@Dekopan: THIS IS WHAT I WAS THINKING.

@Michael Dukakis: This is not some of your best work.

@Pirandello: Eat it.

I wish I had an iDevice for this. :P

@relic1980: I wish it was half-off on PS3, too. D:

@JCH979: Wait.. a site called freeappaday gives away free apps....