Practicality can be solved with a trailer hitch. Probably not the best thing for the clutch, but works in a pinch.

944.

We now live in a world were Donald Trump is President, and the fastest race car is a Cadillac driven by a retiree.

Meta comment mentioning cheating and the NFL.

Surprisingly roomy for big guys thanks to being German:

Or you can get a 944.

Obviously a very through restoration shop. They added all the features of a modern Ferrari.

The answer is ALWAYS 944.

That's just a 944S3

The answer is always 944.

I know of a 924S with 44,500 original miles on it for $5k... Just saying.

We need to get Bosch in on all of this too.

Jalopnik anti-bump?

Also:

The answer is always 944.

The answer is always 944.

*sigh*

So the apollo space craft was about the size of a beetle.