If memory serves, sir Webber has a 997 RS 4 liter.

http://www.rcramer.com/fun/econobox/

You must know my gf.

Is it even on?

Well hello 80s! I missed you.

OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM

Singer-911:

I think this Porsche painted in original "Irish Green" fits the bill.

Phew [wipes sweat from brow]. Not the gated shifter, that would've been a shame to lose

Nope. (And I'm a pretty cold-blooded flyer.)

So this...

So let me get this straight. Two-stroke:

Fuck's sake... just meet me in LA with two and half grand and let's drive this home.

Call it the Pussywagon?

For no particular reason, here's a clip from Airplane.

Forza 4 for Xbox 360 is down to bargain bin prices, and it still looks really, really good. If you want the Forza experience but don't want to drop almost $400 for a new console, F4 is the way to go. It has a bunch of Top Gear tie-ins. (A little disappointed the Jalopnik car pack didn't feature 10 different Miatas…